confidential-ish

The Cognitive Assessment Bureau

dept. of recreational psychometrics

PATIENT: you
REFERRED BY: the internet
PRESENTING ISSUE: how big is my brain
PROCEDURE: 24 puzzles, one number, zero clinical value
DURATION: about ten minutes. the clock counts up.
RECORDS: anonymous. no name is taken, no email is asked.
the doctor will see you now_

diagnosis: none. this is a toy, not a clinical instrument. results are filed against everyone else who took it, so the percentile is real even if the number is not.